Hey dudes. Blake here. Today I am saying
SO WHAT IF...
* I said I wanted to wear Lightening McQueen undies today. CLEARLY I meant Batman. Get it right.
* I threw a massive fit in Target over Tic-Tacs. Mom said the green ones were mint but I didn't believe her. I can't believe the bitch gave them to me anyway. SO GROSS!
* I had Pop-Tarts for breakfast this morning...in the car. Mom is a hot mess.
* I like my cars in a straight line. Why is that so hard for people to understand? A STRAIGHT LINE.
* I live for salami sandwiches and get a little upset when someone tries to convince me that turkey is the same thing. It's not the same thing.
* When I tell you I'm cold, it does NOT mean I want you to blast the heat in the car. I was simply stating a fact.
* I pulled out two chunks of your hair in the car today. YOU let me bring the grabber! It has a mind of it's own!!
* When I say I don't like you, it really means I LOVE YOU MAMA!!!! Now buy me a new car.